Savage Love Episode 706

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Have you ever done it hanging from a cliff in your mountain-climbing harness? This caller has. They named the climb "Quarantine." Meanwhile in Italy, a woman managed to slip a finger in her boyfriend's butt. He didn't stop her, but didn't say anything about it, and they haven't discussed it since. How can she bring it up with him and resume this activity when they are reunited? On the Magnum, Dan chats with JoEllen Notte, author of "The Monster Under the Bed: Sex, Depression, and the Conversations We Aren't Having" about being an introvert during the pandemic, and how it IS possible to be both horny and depressed. A woman is dating a man who cares about his appearance, is capable of crying and makes her breakfast. IS HE GAY? 206-302-2064 voicemail@savagelovecast.com This episode of the Savage Lovecast is sponsored by OMGyes.com: a website dedicated to getting scientific truths out about women's sexual pleasure. Savage Lovecast listeners can get a discount if they go to OMGYES.com/Savage. This episode is brought to you by Pill Club: the birth control subscription that is delivered right to your door. Get a special care package with your first delivery. Go to www.thepillclub.com/Savage This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep-the best mattress for your individualized comfort. Right now, get up to $200 off ALL mattress orders at HelixSleep.com/SAVAGE.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:06.7	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:16.2	well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.
0:24.5	We were out for a walk with my husband's dogs this weekend.
0:27.8	Well, actually, one of them belongs to my husband.
0:30.1	The other belongs to my husband's boyfriend.
0:31.9	It's complicated.
0:33.1	We're complicated.
0:34.0	Dogs aren't.
0:35.1	They like to go for walks.
0:36.4	So do gay men.
0:38.8	We were made for each other.
0:43.8	Anyway, we left the house before it got dark, and by the time we were coming home, it was dark.
0:49.9	And we had two options. Stay on the street, aka the long way home. We're head through the park,
0:56.2	aka the shortcut. We took the shortcut. The park near our house is kind and notorious.
1:02.0	Volunteer Park is in what was once Seattle's wealthiest neighborhood. The street nicknamed Millionaire's Road, dead ends in the park. There's a lovely little art museum, Seattle Asian art museum,
1:06.2	a famous sculpture, a big marble sphinctry thing called Black Hole Sun.
1:11.9	But it's not the museum or that one particular hole that made Volunteer Park notorious.
1:16.6	It's the zombies.
1:18.4	The dick zombies.
1:20.6	Big zombies are like regular zombies in some ways.
1:23.2	You're classic movie zombies.
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