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Hey, everybody.

I am back in Seattle.

I am in the office, in the podcast booth with Nancy Hartuni and the producer of the Savage Lovecast.

At first I was afraid.

I was petrified. Thinking I would never. I can't remember the word. This is how sort of upset and described. Come on. This is your anthem. I can't remember the words. I will survive. We will survive. We will survive. And we will be there for you at this time. Nancy and I are here at an otherwise pretty much deserted office to record this

week's Savage Lovecast and to get it out to people who are home, hopefully if they're doing

the right thing. If you're social distancing, as they say, or physically distancing yourself from

others and being responsible and helping to flatten the curve.

I'm going to flatten your curve.

Or enjoy the curves of the people that you're hold up with. That is safe. We talk about that later on the show. We wanted to

get a show out to you this week and every week. We're going to keep them coming. We're so psych to be

here for you. Podcasting is like this kind of now more elevated medium, maybe a little bit. Yeah, I've been

relying on podcasts a lot myself this last week. I was traveling. I was out of town, managed to

fly home on empty planes and get through airports before the Trump administration blew up the

airports. I didn't get trapped in one of those epic lines.

And we're coming to you live from Seattle, Washington, American epicenter.

Yeah, yeah.

It's really weird here, you guys.

If you're not in Seattle, I'll tell you it's really weird.

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