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If there's anything Jerry Falwell Jr. hates, it's those damn liberal elites.

It's all over his Twitter feed, his contempt for those wealthy and decadent Hollywood types,

laying around their pools and then flying off on

their private jets cavorting with pool boys and personal trainers.

Speaking of pool boys, Jerry Falwell Jr., the president of Liberty University, met a hot young man,

a pool boy at a luxury Miami Beach hotel in 2012.

And soon Giancarlo Grande, the pool boy, was flying around the country with Falwell and his wife

Becky on Liberty University's private jet.

Jesus may have gotten into Jerusalem on an ass, but we can't expect Falwell and his wife

to fly coach.

Now can we?

Less than a year after meeting this hot pool boy, you might want to get online and look at the picks, hot pool boy.

And less than a year after picking up that hot pool boy poolside, and less than a year after jetting off with that hot pool boy, the fall wills would put up nearly $5 million to buy that hot pool boy a hotel in Miami Beach.

You know, like you do.

And before you judge Falwell, let he who has not picked up a hot pool boy on vacation and then taken him home on your private jet and then helped him buy a hotel cast the first stone.

Backing up for a second, Jerry Falwell Jr. is the son of Liberty University's founder, Jerry

Falwell Sr. And apparently the presidency of Liberty University gets passed from father to son

because evangelical colleges are hereditary asshole isocracies.

Ballwell Sr., of course, famously blamed the attacks of 9-11 on gays and lesbians.

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