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The Coney Beach Pleasure Park in Porthkill, Wales looks like a nice place to visit.

If you're a fan of grim seaside amusement parks, and really no one does grim seaside amusement parks like the Brits do.

Or you can visit the Porthcall Museum if you enjoy small town museums with military artifacts,

or maybe you'd prefer to visit the ruins of nearby Ogmore Castle, which are almost a thousand years old.

But if you want to have sex in Porthcall, you're going to need to get a room.

And the restrooms in Porthcalls Griffin Park

don't count. You are not allowed to have sex in there, which hasn't stopped some people,

which is why the town is planning to install new public conveniences at great public expense,

toilets that sound like they were designed by the same team that makes cars and fountain pens for James Bond.

According to CNN, congrats Porthcall. You made the international news.

According to CNN, Porthcall's new public toilets will have motion and weight sensors.

And if more than one person enters, or if the toilet is occupied for too long,

or if the state-of-the-art motion sensors and the toilet is occupied for too long, or if the state of the art, motion

sensors and the toilet detect violent activity, shit goes down. Basically, if Porthcalls

non-portable potty's are a rockin, the consequences come a knocking. Occupants will be sprayed

with cold water, alarms will sound, and the doors will fly open.

All these high-tech toilets, according to a Porthcall official, will ensure that Porthcall

remains a great place to live, work, and visit.

But not a great place to have a quick shag in public restroom, and not a great place to be a

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