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Hey everybody, I'm back from my summer vacation.

A big thank you to Brian Safi and Aaron Gibson from the Throwing Shade podcast for filling in on the top of the show rant a few weeks ago.

And to Anna Marie Cox from MTV News and the VMAs this weekend

for also filling in with the top of the show rant.

Really appreciate the reach around guys.

Really appreciate the help.

And a big thank you, note of personal privilege,

a big thank you to everyone in Austria who conspired to make my trip there.

My summer vacation is so much fun.

So thanks everybody in Gratz, Vienna and Monzi. And a little travel tip for Americans who are thinking about going to Austria.

Gratz, it's a city you've never heard of in Austria because nothing, not a single frame of sound of music was filmed there.

So you've never heard of it. Happens to be the second largest city in Austria and it's great and you should go, particularly if you've been to

Salzburg and you want to get far, far away from all the sound of music fetishists, get the

to Gratz, go. So I'm back and I wanted to open the show this week. I wanted a top of the show

rant that was all about Donald fucking Trump.

I had some things to get off my chest.

But I'm going to have to put off a Donald Trump rant for a week because of the news that's passing through the fan today as we sit down to record the top of the show about everyone's favorite, disgraced and re-disgraced and re-resgraced

former Congress member Anthony Weiner, who was caught swapping texts again or sex again with a woman

who is not his wife. The New York Post had the goods. It turns out for the last year and a half, Weiner was

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