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Unless you're a fundamentalist Christian and you were at CPAC, the conservative political action conference in Washington, D.C. this weekend.

Or you are a gay blogger and you follow these things.

You've probably never heard of the Benham brothers.

Jason and David Benham are

popular Christian martyrs. And they were martyred by the evil fascist homosexual rights movement.

They were about to get a TV show on HGTV, Home and Garden Television, which is all about

interior design and home decorating and home renovations and buying houses.

And every other host on HGTV, of course.

And designer is a gay person.

And half the people who come on the show to have their homes designed are gay people.

And a lot of the audience is gay people.

There's not a lot of straight guys sitting around the house in fuzzy slippers knocking back, Rose and watching HGTV. Anyway, right before Jason and David, we're about to get a TV show on HGTV, flipping houses. It came out that these two guys were pretty rabid anti-gay activists who had

testified in Charlotte, the city where they live against the city giving a permit to a gay pride parade,

describing the gay pride parade in their testimony, David, describing the pride parade as filth and

destructive and a vile activity that should not be allowed in our city.

And the brothers have also compared homosexuality to Islam, lumped them in together and said that both homosexuality, gay rights movement, and Islam are part of a demonic force and agenda bent on destroying America.

And all of this came tumbling out, and HGTV took a look at who their audience is and who their other hosts are and canceled the show.

So they didn't get their show, and they are now right-wing fundamentalist Christian martyrs.

On the right-wing fundamentalist Christian martyr speaking circuit,

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