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Savage Lovecast

Savage Love Episode 434

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.66.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2015

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

A married woman has lost all sex drive. Her husband is willing to let her be with other men. But the thought of her husband with another woman makes her so jealous that her mouth goes dry. Is this gonna work out ok? A straight man with a newly issued hall pass is having a hard time meeting ladies who will sleep with him because they know he's in a relationship. Why must it be this way? Why?!  On the Magnum, Dan chats with author Johann Hari, on our silly little drug war, and how drug abuse results from boredom and isolation, not drug availability.  And more!  206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by Stamps.com. Click on the microphone and enter "Savage" for $55 free postage and a digital scale. This episode is also brought to you by Squarespace.com. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage for a 10% discount and free web domain registration. This episode is also brought to you by Babeland. Get 10% off plus free shipping when you enter the offer code "55506" at checkout

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0:00.0

You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.

0:06.6

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

0:16.0

while there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.

0:24.7

Arkansas gave us Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton by way of Chicago.

0:29.6

It also gave us Walmart, which destroyed a lot of communities and provides a lot of people with sub-poverty level wage jobs.

0:37.2

It also gave us Mike Fucking Huckabee, who is waging

0:40.5

jihad against Beyonce in an effort to reach out to voters of color and young people in his

0:45.7

soon-to-be- laughable footnoted effort to secure the Republican nomination in 2016. Arkansas

0:52.7

right now, this weekend, actually, let's pause for a second here. This

0:56.4

weekend in Arkansas, lots of people poured into movie theaters to see 50 Shades of Gray. Arkansas was

1:03.6

number two in the country for pre-sale tickets for 50 Shades of Grey, which is, of course,

1:10.0

the movie about a young woman, a student having sex with a billionaire, big power differential there, kinky sex, satemasochistic sex, and premarital kinky satemasochistic sex, even sign a slave contract that has a butt plug clause as all good contracts should.

1:27.2

I think people should just

1:27.8

generally start slipping butt plug clauses into, I don't know, home sale contracts and

1:33.6

home renovation contracts and employment contracts. Just work it in the butt plug clause to see

1:41.7

if they're paying attention. You know what I mean? You want to make sure that people are reading the contract before they sign it. Put in a clause that allows you to shove

1:47.5

a butt plug in them at will and see if they think to strike it. See if their lawyers even notice it.

1:53.7

Anyway, lots of people in Arkansas poured into theaters this weekend to enjoy all of this kinky,

2:00.7

premarital, heterosexual sex and more power to them.

2:04.2

There's been a lot of writing about how awful 50 Shades of Gray is, and now we're getting the counterfactuals.

2:09.5

Amanda Hess at Slate, whose work I cite often, who's really smart, you should be reading her,

2:14.1

really liked the movie and wrote a defense of it.

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