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If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

while there's nothing you can't ask on Savage Lovecast. Karen Bailey and Nelda Majors have been together for 57 years.

They live in Arizona, which is where they met.

They met in college.

They have a home in Scottsdale where they live 57 fucking years together.

They were the first same-sex couple to marry in Arizona.

And so I just want to extend my heartfelt congratulations to Karen and Nelda on the occasion of your marriage.

And I would encourage you if you didn't see the picture that went out of Karen and Nelda at their wedding to go find it.

Both women are wearing lovely red blazers and black slacks and they look like the two sweetest grandmas you could ever hope to have if your grandmas are dykes.

They are darling and they are about as threatening to the institution of marriage as, I don't know, as like throwing a cupcake at it might be.

Karen and Neldo, of course, were just one of the same-sex couples to get married in the last few weeks after a tsunami of states were forced to recognize the constitutionality and legality of same-sex marriage in the wake of a Supreme Court non-decision.

The Supreme Court refused to take up a challenge to other lower court marriage equality decisions and let them all stand, all these appellate courts.

And that has legalized marriage in Kansas and Idaho and Oklahoma and Arizona and Nevada and all now, now 30 plus states,

a majority of states, on a majority of Americans now live in marriage equality states.

It's not quite a done deal, but we're getting close to a done deal.

If there's no conflict in any other appellate court rulings of

all the other circuit courts rule in favor of marriage equality and the Supreme Court again refuses

to take it up, it's over. Marriage equality came to a fucking Laska last week. Sarah Palin can see

gay people getting married from her house. Vladimir Putin can see gay marriage from his

house too. It was a terrific month last few weeks, terrific month for equality, for progress. Meanwhile,

there was a synod, which is a thing that sometimes happens in the Catholic Church. I'm sure you

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