Hey, listeners, this week's podcast is the live show that we performed in Seattle, the live taping of the Savage Lovecast on Valentine's Day at Seattle's Neptune Theater. It was two hours long and a real spectacle. There was a lot that we did on stage, lap dances and bondage demos and frosting the human cupcake, things you had to be there to see. But there's a lot in the show that you get to listen to today on the podcast. That's excellent. That's fun. Mistress Matisse is on

the show with us. Audrey from Babe Lance, Simon Rich, the humorist is with us. We're going to bring

you the best of the live taping of the Savage Lovecast at Seattle's Neptune Theater, which was a

special performance of the Savage Lovecast for single people only.

We hope you enjoy it.

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If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual

harmony,

while there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.

Who hates Valentine's Day?

You and you and you and you all hate Valentine's Day?

And why wouldn't you?

You are all single, right?

And single people hate Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day sucks for single people. You can't turn on the fucking TV or glance at a website for weeks without seeing perfect,

happy couples doing perfect, happy couple shit. Exchanging perfect romantic gifts, gazing into each other's perfectly symmetrical faces.

They all look so perfectly fucking happy. Isn't it awful?

Single people of Seattle. Do you not hate coupled people?

Wouldn't you love to see one of those perfect happy couples get slapped around and abused on Valentine's Day?

Wouldn't you love to see a couple suffer on Valentine's Day for a change?

You came to the right place.

But before we get to that, before we drag a perfect couple out here to be abused,

I'm going to let all of you single people in on a dirty little secret. Valentine's

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