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Savage Lovecast

Savage Love Episode 31

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.66.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2007

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the Savage Love podcast, the only place you'll hear, "Clench, clench, clench. Sploot, sploot, sploot." This week: advice on how to meet and date porn stars, a female ejaculation primer, a gal who dreams of fucking like a fella, and a lesbian who guiltlessly enjoys her rape fantasies. Also, Dan gives the whole world permission to jerk off, and spectacularly fails to assist in a quasi-medical question. Call us up on the telephone, won't you? 206-302-2064.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to a stranger podcast, www.the stranger.com.

0:09.5

Hey, I'm Dan Savage and you somehow managed to download another installment of the Savage Love podcast, my weekly out loud version of my sex advice column, Savage Love.

0:18.6

I am stone fucking cold sober. In fact, I'm so

0:23.1

stone fucking cold sober that I need to fucking drink. It's been days. 206, 201, 2720 is the number

0:30.8

here at the podcast. If you want to record a question or comment for a future podcast, feel free to

0:35.7

give us a buzz. Again, 206, 201, 27, 20. Landlines, God, we prefer them. Nobody's got them anymore, it feels like. But if you got one, call us from a landline and speak the fuck up, all right? Now let's get to our first goddamn fucking question. Hey Dan, how are you?

0:54.3

It's John.

0:55.4

So here is my thing.

0:56.3

I think I'm a pretty, you know, interesting, good-looking guy. I've got a lot of action. I can get a lot of game. I can, people like me, you know, attractive women. But I really want to date these porn stars. But I don't really know who they are. you know, I don't know how to approach them because you can't just send an email and say,

1:11.9

oh, I think you're hot.

1:12.6

I saw your movie.

1:13.9

And so what is it? But I don't really know who they are. You know, I don't know how to approach them because you can't just send an email and say,

1:11.8

oh, I think you're hot.

1:12.6

I saw your movie.

1:13.9

And so what is the approach for a set you think that you're capable of dating a porn star?

1:18.4

They don't really know any.

1:19.3

Like, how do you go about approaching these people that you don't really know?

1:24.9

Always nice to hear from the attractive, mature, deep, balanced, whole, straight guys.

1:32.0

Good to hear that you're good looking. You get action. You get a lot of game, as the straight boys say.

1:37.2

But if you want to date porn stars, you know, there's no porn star dating site or service.

1:43.4

It's a matter of, like they say, for real estate, location, location, location. You know, if you want to date a barista, you might want to work at fucking Starbucks. If you want to date a waitress, you might want to go, if you want to date waitress says, you might want to go fucking get a job in a restaurant or better yet own a restaurant. You know, if you want to date a congressman, then there's the congressional page program.

2:02.2

You really have to put yourself in the proximity of the people that you want to date.

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