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I get in trouble whenever I say this on the podcast.

And I kind of have Tourette, so I totally want to say it.

This is one of the, here's a story, here's a website.

One of those times, I am just so glad that I am a dude and so is my spouse.

I am so glad to be a fag right now. I am so happy to be gay. I was so happy. I still am so happy, but I was so happy to be gay the day I heard about find his porn.com.

It is a website.

It's a computer program for women.

That's why it's called FindHysporn.com.

I'm not.

So it's a website for women who want to, are you with me, find his porn, who want to spy on their boyfriends,

who want to go digging for the

porn that their boyfriends or husbands are courteous enough to hide away. It's not good enough that

he tells you that he won't look in porn and then, you know, buries it, deletes his browser history.

That's not good enough. You're going to go full on goddamn KGB on his ass and go dig his fucking porn up because

you're such an insecure bag of shit.

And, you know, when I say, when I read stories like that, and I go, God, I am glad I'm gay.

Women who, particularly women who listen to my podcast, they get upset because I'm

generalizing

here about 3.5 billion women and 3.5 billion men.

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