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So Grant Storms is a Baptist minister, a pastor in New Orleans, and for years he's sort of been famous, infamous, for staging God Hates, Fags style protests at Southern Decadence, which is a street party in New Orleans on Bourbon Street, which is normally so placid and civil and respectable and not very decadent at all. But the gays take over Bourbon Street where, you know, you can take your grandmother and your children any other day of the year. The gays take over Bourbon Street for something called Southern Decadence, and it is a little decadent.

It's a kind of like gay Madigra Street party.

A lot of rear end showing instead of titties.

And Pastor Grant Storms would show up every year with a bullhorn and a broom and all of his followers and would scream, God hates fags and Leviticus this and Romans that at the homos and just rail against the immorality of it all and the

sexual depravity and blah, blah, blah. Can you guess what happens next? Can you guess where this is going?

If you're a regular listener, you know what's coming next when I bring up an anti-gay, religious, bigot,

psycho warrior.

Reverend Grant Storm was arrested a couple of weeks ago, sitting in a van at a playground

masturbating while he watched children play.

Now, he denies in a press conference, denies that he was watching children while he masturbated, but doesn't deny that he was masturbating. Parked at a playground. I can't think of a less sort of erotic place to go grind one out than a playground. But hey, that's me. I'm one of those depraved faggots, right? Who doesn't think there's anything sexy about children or playgrounds?

Call back to last week's show.

But Grant Storms now says he has a pornography addiction.

Blah, blah, blah.

I'm so tired of people who get caught out being the perverts that they are.

After externalizing their internal dramas about their own sexual desires that they can't deal with and externalizing it and making enemies and demons out of other people, almost always gay people, then turning around and claiming, oh, I'm a victim. I have a pornography addiction.

And now Pastor Grant Storms is saying what he really needs is the love and help and support of all of his other fellow pastors

and conquering the porn demon that has destroyed his life.

So what's the lesson here?

It's the lesson we should always take away. Everybody who's

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