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Everybody, thanks for joining us.

Also joining us today live in the glamorous podcast studios, Mistress Matisse.

Thank you for having me, Dan.

I'm very glad to be here in this really sexy, sexy room.

A beautiful view of Elliott Bay from our... It's gorgeous. The sun is out, and it's a gorgeous day. So it's been a while since you've been on? I know. I thought you didn't love me anymore. No, we're totally glad to be here. Just things get so crazy, and we have to schedule podcast, catch-as-catch-catch can, and then a year goes by. Impossible. But yes, glad to be here. So for people out there who may not have caught a podcast you've run before, you are a... I have many things. I'm a professional dominatrix. So I'm a really kinky person generally, and I'm... And I manage to make a career out of it. Yeah, which still kind of... I get every day and think, wow, I'm doing this. And this is just the coolest thing in the world. So, yeah, I've been in Dominatrix for 13 years, I think. And that's something we have in common, not being Dominatrix, I, but every day I get up and think, I get to do this ridiculously fun thing for a living. Yeah, it's kind of amazing, isn't it? You and I have known each other a long time. We're like, right, we used to live in ready little apartments. We still kind of do, but, you know, it's all better now. Well, I sleep here in the Glybara's podcast studios because it's so much nice for the house. So you're going to take some calls with us today about questions from the Savage Lovecasters about their SM pursuits. I'm hoping we're some really juicy kinky stuff.

We got some really juicy calls lined up for you right after this.

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Hi, Dan. I'm a 22-year-old, mostly straight female. I have only ever had a couple of very

limited sexual encounters, and I've never actually

had a real romantic relationship, and I don't know where to begin.

I just finished college, and I feel like I've wasted my time, because college is supposed

to be where people have lots of sex and develop their skills, and learn not to be completely

and utterly awkward about it.

But instead of meeting people and having lots of

sex, I just sat around and watched everyone else around me meet people and have lots of sex.

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