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The holidays are over, which is good for me because I'm in the sex biz, sort of.

Not technically a sex worker, more a sex consultant.

And there's nothing unsexier than the holidays. Well, the holidays,

we understand when we say the holidays. Christmas, New Year's even, Hanukkah, certainly,

Kwanza, who gets a heart on during Kwanza? Nobody. If you want any proof that the holidays

are the least sexy time of the year,

all you have to look at is anybody who attempts to mix erotics and the holidays. I know it's

after Christmas, but I want to direct your attention to the world's most appalling website.

It's not safe for work. It's not safe for your eyes. It's not safe for the children.

Merry X-Mis.tumbler.com. That's M safe for the children. Maryxmiss.com.

That's M-E-R-R-R-Y-X-X-M-A-S dot, T-U-M-R-R-R.

You must go.

What it is mostly is dirty photos, gay photos, is mostly men, presumably gay, posing in Santa hats and nothing

else in front of their Christmas trees, sort of their manhunt, dudes nude, recon photos for the

holidays. And you look at these pictures of guys, some of them bent over their ass toward the

camera, whole facing forward with the Christmas tree behind them and they, what possessed them?

What makes somebody think this is sexy? You just don't, they don't mix. Dirty naked

but whole, well, clean naked but dirty, you know, figuratively

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