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Before we get to the call is it's a little programming note for single folks.

At Christmas, or at the tail end of Hanukkah, or whatever it is you're doing.

A lot of people who are single at Christmas get sad and depressed because they're single at Christmas.

And they go home and they get Saturn more depressed and they eat a bunch of crappy fatty food

and they get Saturn more depressed.

And they make a big mistake, a fundamental error.

They don't leave the fucking house.

I guarantee you that bars and nightclubs in the town, whatever town you're in,

on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day

night, are packed with other people who are sick of their families, needed to get the fuck away,

needed to get a goddamn drink, and are also single, many of them like you. So if you're single

and sad and it's Christmas and you're home and you're listening to the sound of my voice, put the iPod down.

Put the cookies down. Get the fuck out of the house. Walk to a bar. Have a drink. Flirt. Get yourself some Christmas butt fucking or twat fucking or throat fucking. fucking you want go out and fucking get it please

no calls whining about being single at christmas if you weren't willing to do what needed to be

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