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Two items of business before we get to your calls.

First of all, I have the swine flu.

So I am putting the tech-sevy at-risk youth at risk, at greater risk than they arrived at,

because they're already at risk, youth.

Now they're at risk of more

than they were before. And you, if this wine flu is communicable through the eardrums, you are

in grave danger of contracting this wine flu from me. I feel hip. Rachel Maddow had it. Now I have

it. You know, all the A-gays or whatever gays we are are going to get it.

The other thing, David Letterman, I feel like I have to say something, even though I don't really have much to say other than, yeah, and dot, dot, dot, how many times do we have to watch this whole drama unfold?

How many times do we all have to sit around sucking our thumbs going, why do people cheat before we just accept that people cheat because people are people? And cheating isn't some aberration,

some betrayal of our fundamental humanity. Cheating is evidence of our fundamental humanity.

And maybe the problem isn't David Letterman's ability to keep it in his pants.

John Ensign's an ability to keep it in his pants.

Bill Clinton's an ability to keep it in his pants.

Elliot Spitzer's an ability to keep in his pants.

John Edwards' an ability to keep it in his pants.

Maybe the problem is the expectation that people are supposed to go decades in long-term relationships and limit themselves to just one sex

partner. And it's easier for someone who is in a position of power, of course, to, you know,

it has a lot of money and access and, you know, the means and the motive to get away with it

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