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Here's the funny thing.

So Mark Sanford, religious conservative, defender of family values, opponent of same-sex marriage because traditional marriage must be defended from his own dick.

Of course, is the governor of South Carolina and he's in a lot of trouble, he went off hiking the Appalachian Trail or said he was when he was actually going down Argentine way. And by going down, of course, I mean eating Argentine pussy. And he's in a lot of trouble, and now it looks like the South Carolina Republicans who sort of run the show in South Carolina are going to impeach the motherfucker already. I could give a shit. I don't think that somebody should be run out of office for having

an affair. I'm trying to be consistent. When Monica blew Clinton, I said that somebody shouldn't be

politically persecuted for their private sexual conduct. And that applies even to Republican

doucheback, hypocrite pieces of shit like Mark Sanford. Mark Sanford, on the

other hand, thought that Bill Clinton should resign. So by Mark Sanford's standards, Mark Sanford should

resign, but by Dan Savage's pro eating Argentine pussy pro blowjobs in the Oval Office standards,

he should not. But if the GOP wants to impeach the motherfucker they can't here's the funny thing

if they impeach uh mark sanford in south carolina who gets to be governor the lieutenant governor

who is named who has like the gayest name i've ever heard in my life Andre Andre Bauer is Lieutenant Governor.

And he's anti-gay.

He's a religious conservative and a bachelor.

Can you guess where this is going?

Can you guess what comes next?

He's a fag.

He's a closeted Larry Craig-style fag.

Or so says Mike Rogers at blogactive.com. He's, he was featured in outrage.

He's a notorious outer of closeted gay politicians who do their best from their purchase of power to harm other gays and lesbians.

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