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Usually at the top of the show, I like to have some little rant.

Not ready.

And it's not like I like to have some little rant.

I usually do have some little rant because I'm the ranting type.

Perhaps you've noticed regular listeners can attest.

But this, I don't have anything really to rant

about. It's midsummer. On my well midsummer, the beginning of summer, halfway through the

summer and on my way here to record the podcast, lots of gorgeous half-naked people looking sweaty

and attractive in their gorgeous half-nakedness.

And I found that very distracting.

And anything that I had planned to talk about at the top of the show is just sort of wiped away by the side of the shirtless soccer players across the street from the undisclosed location where we record the podcast for you every week.

So I got nothing except your calls, which we're going to get to right after this.

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So first I'll give you a little background. love women i have had my had my first experience when i was quite young and i'm passionate about women i love them love how i smell how they taste

i love being around them but i also discovered a few years later that i also love cock

and i like how that feels i love sucking it. But I don't like

dating guys and I just, I never have. And I was debating whether or not to call or not because,

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