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If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

well, there's nothing you can't last on the Savage Lovecast.

Hey everybody, welcome to The Lovecast. I'm Dan Savage and I'm your host.

Before we get to your calls and there are tons of them, I wanted to draw your attentions to a new sex toy for men.

It's called Real Touch and it's all over the blogs.

I saw it on Fleshbot.

It's on Geekology and other places on The Stranger's Log, of course, as well.

And it's a bit like a flesh light.

It's kind of a big plastic tube that you can stick your junk in if you're a guy,

except it looks like it's full

of vacuum cleaner parts on the inside that you have to trust aren't going to tear your dick off

when you put it in. And what the thing has got that fleshlights don't is a USB port so you can

plug it into your computer and then synchronize it somehow with some porn that's made just for it.

You can be watching porn.

And then whatever's happening in the porn, the pace of the fucking, the pace of the stroking or sucking, I guess,

will be inflicted on your dick by these vacuum cleaner parts that are in this thing that you have to trust isn't going to go all Westworld on your ass. That's an ancient

reference. So you might have to go ask an adult what I mean by that. And what kind of gets me is,

you know, there's a gay version and a straight version, and I'm not sure what the difference is,

because I looked at the gay version and it's not pink, and I looked at the straight version and it's

not blue, and the opening is no different. It's not like the gay version has a little asterisk-shaped opening and the straight version

has a slit-shaped opening. They both have slit-shaped openings.

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