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If you're listening to this, if you can hear the sound of my voice, it is November 4th.

If you're listening to me in the United States of America,

and you have not yet voted in person at your voting place by absentee ballot in advance, early voting. If you have not yet voted and you listen to this podcast, you will be cursed forever. You will never get an erection ever again. Your vagina will dry up and blow away.

You may listen to this podcast if you are on your way to a polling station to vote and vote for Barack fucking Obama.

Or if you've already voted, if you have not voted and you do not intend to vote and you are not on your way to a polling station, or you are not filling out your absentee ballot that

you're going to rush into the mail this afternoon, and you listen to this podcast, I place a curse

on you and your dick, your genitals, your vagina, your tits will fall off. You will never, ever get laid ever

again. If you marry, your husband will confess to you on your wedding night that he is a

necrophiliac furry dog lover. You may not listen to this podcast until you've gone out and done your civic fucking duty and

voted for Barack fucking Obama. Are we clear? This podcast is brought to you by liveperson.com,

Liveperson.com, a world of experts. I dated this girl for a little over two years, and we broke up just at the end of July,

and I really wasn't expecting it, so it was pretty hard on me, and I've been trying to get over her since.

And then at the end of August, she started dating this other guy, and that hit me pretty hard,

because I thought it was pretty soon.

And I'm still in love with her to this point just to mention that.

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