Sauna Celeb Spotting and Ball Management

The Luxury Podcast

Audio Always

Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan kick things off with a discussion on the pros and cons of naturism, before William regales Jonathan about a very saucy interaction with a secret celeb. Plus, an important discussion on whether removal companies are luxury or not, and how to deal with misbehaving balls.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hanson. This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life.
0:18.2	Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury
0:21.7	that make life worth living whatever your budget. So welcome to another bonus episode of the
0:26.9	luxury podcast where William and I trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles
0:32.7	as well as delving into our lovely great big mail sacks. William, how's your week been?
0:39.8	Well, I've got some sad news.
0:41.7	What's happened?
0:42.4	Continuing the sad theme that we ended yesterday's episode on
0:46.1	when we talked about...
0:47.9	My dead cat.
0:48.7	Poor late Pip.
0:49.8	Yeah.
0:50.7	I've had two deaths, actually, as well.
0:53.6	What's happened?
0:55.7	Over the weekend, I lost both my balls.
0:58.4	You lost your balls?
1:00.1	Yep.
1:00.8	Have you admitted defeat?
1:02.2	I don't think it was boxery moth, actually.
1:04.4	I mean, I'm not sure that helped.
1:05.8	Oh, you got blight.
1:08.2	They went all yellow.
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