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Off Air with Jane & Fi

Saucy dirigibles is the spin-off I didn't see coming...

Off Air with Jane & Fi

The Times

News, Relationships, Community, Society & Culture, The Times, Chat, Entertainment News, Entertainment, Conversation, Jane Garvey, Fi Glover, Women, Times Radio

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

It’s Monday, which means you can actually see all the wry looks that accompany the chat... You can watch this episode on our YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@OffAirWithJaneAndFi


In today’s “intelligent but daft” episode, Jane and Fi cover the power of small talk, inflatable penises making their way to Liverpool, trad wives in Bromley, Jane’s feet on OnlyFans, support hose, and time travel, obvs.


Our new playlist 'Coiled Spring' is up and running: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4tmoCpbp42ae7R1UY8ofza


Our most asked about book is called 'The Later Years' by Peter Thornton.


If you want to contact the show to ask a question and get involved in the conversation then please email us: janeandfi@times.radioFollow us on Instagram! @janeandfi


Podcast Producer: Eve Salusbury

Executive Producer: Rosie Cutler


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Are we ready?

0:08.8

Well, we are ready and we've started.

0:10.4

Yes, hang on, I'm just tucking myself in.

0:12.2

Because what's different about this Monday?

0:15.2

It's not very different, so we've been doing it a few times.

0:17.8

What's different about the Monday?

0:18.9

Yes, what are we doing?

0:19.7

Oh, we're visualising this episode of Offair with Jane and Fee and people can watch it by tuning in to the YouTube.

0:27.5

So if you go on the YouTube and you type in Off Air with Jane and Fee, then you'll see our Monday

0:33.9

editions being visualised and you then get connected to loads of other really useful stuff.

0:41.2

What's currently being punted alongside what you might loosely call our material?

0:46.7

I don't know because I don't watch our material.

0:49.7

I thought it was summer jackets.

0:51.3

So I did have summer jackets. So I did look the first time we did it, but I haven't gone back. But I'll make a note to myself to go back and have a look. But we are always interested in the individual algorithm displays. So on your sidebar to the right of us, if any of you've got some rather odd things, we'd very much like to hear about it. We really would. Not too odd. And obviously, I mean, you know, some things need to remain private. So keep them private.

1:17.2

But yeah, if you're being over-influenced by the summer jacket at the moment, then it would be nice

1:24.1

to hear about that too. They sell jackets now, don't they, which have've got already pushed up sleeves. I just, I don't know why, James. I just find that funny. Back to Miami Vice, isn't it? It is. You know what I mean? Crocket and Tobs. Yeah, so they've got the Roche bit already done for you. It's just absurd. And I'd like to meet the people who are so busy. they haven't got time to push their own sleeves. There'll be a few of them within about half a mile of where we're sitting right now. You know that. Yeah, but also what happens then, you know, when you want to have a little bit of a tug down? You'd just be disappointed. I don't know what happens when you want to have a little bit of a tug down. I do have relatively fond memories of Miami Vice

2:03.4

but there was something, it wasn't very realistic, was it? Well, there was a kind of gritty appeal, even from Starsky and Hatch, which I know wasn't a documentary, it was a drama, but Miami Vice didn't quite, it didn't quite do it for me. You think it had jumped the shark? It had a little bit, yeah. But they looked good. Well, I mean, they looked, yeah, I mean, they looked good for the time, didn't they? I don't think that they, would they have aged well? I don't know. It might be worth us going back and you could watch an episode of Miami Vice. Oh, can I? Great.

2:34.5

And I'll watch an episode of, well, your choice,

2:37.9

either Juliet Bravo or, what was it, the Sweeney?

2:42.4

I don't think the Sweeney would work.

2:44.7

No, I think we should, no, I think we should do this.

2:47.5

No, I'll tell you what,

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