Sauce Monkey Finally Gets a Win %% Cici's Pizza Buffet

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Our Heroes, benevolently, take the Sauce Monkey to Cici's so he'll stop crowing about it. This pizza buffet has seen better days but it's still alive and kicking, plus there's a bunch of people here for a mid day lunch. Michael is falling apart, Nick tells us that we should have done well after we left, and we all recount Graysie not being there physically but pretty much there in every other way. Is this place worth the nearly $60 it cost to get in? Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT SWITCHFORKS & 2 NEW SHIRTS on sale Tuesday July 1 at 1pm CT https://100percenteat.store/We have a LIVE SHOW this sunday at 3pm at Homebrew Austin https://homebrewaustin.com/We have a Streamily signing event Saturday July 12th at 1pm. Info to come Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I made you think you was dream.
0:02.0	My name is Caden Sinclair.
0:04.0	Some people call us American royalty.
0:06.0	We were liars.
0:07.0	A new series on Prime Video.
0:09.0	We were happy. We wanted for nothing.
0:12.0	Based on the best-selling novel.
0:15.0	Something terrible happened last summer,
0:17.0	and I have no memory of what or who hurt me.
0:20.0	No one in my family will tell me.
0:22.7	When you're left for dead, you want answers.
0:25.2	We Will Liars. New series, watch now.
0:28.1	Only on Prime Video.
0:31.4	Welcome to 100%E, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you needed it.
0:38.5	Needed it.
0:39.6	And you needed it today, or at least Nick did.
0:42.8	I'm your host, Michael Jones alongside my coach, Jordan Sweers, and Nick screaming in the background.
0:50.5	How are you guys?
0:51.5	He might as well be.
0:52.3	Nick, how are you?
0:53.1	Were you...
0:53.4	I'm great.
	...

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