Because otherwise, you know about this, heat rises and cold air likes to come down where the humans are, which is why it's hot in space and cold down here. Oh. Yeah, that makes sense. I used to love that fact when I was in Florida. I hate it now when I live up here. Why? Because it's cold all the time. I'm all chilly all. If heat rises, how come it's not warmer in Pittsburgh than it is in Florida?

That's what I'm thinking, right?

I don't understand.

Welcome to The Crunch.

It is your boy, Ethan.

And I'm chewing on a prune.

I'm Patrick.

Is that a euphemism for something?

No, I'm chewing on a prune.

I'm eating a prune.

Okay, well, get your filthy mouth away from the microphone, sir.

While you're chewing, I got a tail to weave.

Okay, all right. Weave that tail, baby. A story to spin. So this past weekend, as everybody knows, I, I'm a Catholic

missionary for the Fellowship of Catholic University students. Most of the time, that means

all I do is play ping pong and hang out with students at the local Catholic Newman Center.

But please give to my mission.

Please give to my mission.

Focus.org slash Ethan missionary slash Ethan hyphen c.

But on occasion, I'm called out of the line of duty to recruit the troops.

You remember how Captain America, they synthesized him.

And then they were like, just kind of go and boost the war efforts, you know?

Focus has recruitment weekends, obviously, to interview people to become missionaries, and so I was asked to staff one of those weekends.

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