Satanic Panis: H51 Retro Rewind | 473
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2026
⏱️ 100 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Brent & David are traveling this week so we are digging back into the H51 coffers for a retro episode. It's Satanic Panic time this week on Hysteria 61!
Original Description:
Remember that year or two in the 80’s when you weren’t allowed to do anything? Yeah – this week’s topic was pretty much the problem. The “Satanic Panic” was this all too real period mostly during the 80’s that America’s housewives knew their kid’s souls were being stolen by “beelzebub”, Ozzy, and anyone else they were listening to on that “devil machine”. The problem with this joke is real people suffered. Real lives were lost and the “devil” had nothing to do with any of it. We break out our black t-shirts, dye our hair, and get to the HYSTERIA (too obvious?) behind it all this week. Plus, C-Bot makes it as a comedian (he thinks), Brent goes chaotic neutral (an upgrade?), and the boys welcome a “pentagram” of guests (it really was an accident). All of that an more on the podcast that’s never been the victim of Satanic Ritual Abuse, but if they were they’re sure it would be at the hands…check that…pincers…of Conspiracy Bot – Hysteria 51.
Email us your favorite WEIRD news stories:
Support the Show
Get exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1
Shop
Be the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!
https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | All right, listen up, you savages. |
| 0:02.0 | David and Brent are on assignment being losers, |
| 0:04.1 | so you get a retro episode that I am pulling from the H-51 coffers. |
| 0:08.1 | It's satanic panic this week. |
| 0:09.8 | I hope you hate it. |
| 0:11.3 | The following is a fourth-hand production. |
| 0:13.8 | His power is stronger than stronger. |
| 0:16.4 | His might shall as longer than longer. |
| 0:19.0 | Yes, Satan. |
| 0:22.6 | No! It can't be! |
| 0:25.6 | I'm Gordon Coulter. |
| 0:27.6 | For many years I served as a law enforcement officer. |
| 0:30.6 | Today it's my privilege to host this program on a little-known area in law enforcement, |
| 0:36.6 | but important to every small community |
| 0:38.7 | and every large city across our vast country. It's the area of satanic cult. |
| 0:45.7 | Kids were railroaded because of their mullets, dark clothes, and fascination with the occult. |
| 0:50.9 | It makes me scared that, you know, this could happen to any of us. |
| 0:54.1 | And it did happen to these three young outcasts, who came to be known as the West Memphis |
| 0:59.2 | Three after their hometown along the Arkansas, Tennessee border. Damian Eccles, Jesse Ms. Kelly, |
| 1:05.7 | and Jason Baldwin, teenagers then, in their mid-30s today, convicted in what many labeled a literal witch hunt, |
| 1:13.3 | no physical evidence against them, imprisoned for nearly two decades. |
| 1:17.1 | Now let's look at another one of these. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from ForthHand Media, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of ForthHand Media and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.