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Hysteria 51

Satanic Panic Revisited | BONUS

Hysteria 51

ForthHand Media

Social Sciences, Paranormal, True Crime, Aliens, Conspiracy, Supernatural, History, Science, Comedy

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2020

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

John and Brent are on assignment this week procuring more Bot Booze ingredients for CBot. That means we get to revisit one of their favorite episodes from the past: Satanic Panic!

Original Description
Remember that year or two in the 80’s when you weren’t allowed to do anything? Yeah – this week’s topic was pretty much the problem. The “Satanic Panic” was this all too real period mostly during the 80’s that America’s housewives knew their kid’s souls were being stolen by “beelzebub”, Ozzy, and anyone else they were listening to on that “devil machine”. The problem with this joke is real people suffered. Real lives were lost and the “devil” had nothing to do with any of it. We break out our black t-shirts, dye our hair, and get to the HYSTERIA (too obvious?) behind it all this week. Plus, C-Bot makes it as a comedian (he thinks), Brent goes chaotic neutral (an upgrade?), and the boys welcome a “pentagram” of guests (it really was an accident). All of that an more on the podcast that’s never been the victim of Satanic Ritual Abuse, but if they were they’re sure it would be at the hands…check that…pincers…of Conspiracy Bot – Hysteria 51.

 

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0:00.0

All you meet Sacks, John and Brent are both on assignment this week getting me more ingredients for my next batch of bot booze.

0:07.0

That means I get to pick the topic this week and do a show.

0:10.0

Well guess what? I'm lazy so you get recycled crap and you better like it.

0:14.0

If not I make Brant Singh next week and no one wants that.

0:17.0

Now, let's see what episode you get. The Hot, satanic panic.

0:33.2

Going all the way back to December 11th of 2017, you get the crap fest of John and

0:38.0

Brent as well as Jo Peck and Kevin Crispin.

0:41.0

It is like a loser buffet.

0:42.0

Plus, and I can't stress how much this makes me happy because I hate all of you,

0:47.0

Brent sings in this one also, and with music accompaniment.

0:50.0

So without further ado, here is satanic panic.

0:54.0

Deuses you turds.

0:56.0

The following is the fourth hand production.

0:59.0

His power is stronger than stronger.

1:01.0

His mic shall is longer than

1:03.2

longer.

1:04.2

Satan!

1:05.2

No! It can't be!

1:11.0

I'm Gordon Coulter. For many years I served as a law enforcement officer. Today it's my

1:16.8

privilege to host this program on a little known area in law enforcement but important

1:22.0

to every small community and every large city

1:25.1

across our vast country. It's the area of satanic cult.

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