Intellectual decay!

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Saitland! Now recording your ultimate demise.

I ate like a half of a little Caesar's deep dish pizza drank a bunch of mad dog 2020

and it was Texas Chainsaw Massacre the next generation towards the end I was like oh god

I'm gonna shit myself I'm shit and I and I shit like a little I shit a little in my pants

I really wanted a fucking taco on Cinco de Mayo like an asshole. So we tried to order from the place we like. And it was like an hour wait. So I was like, fuck it. Let's just get Chipotle. So we tried to get Chipotle delivered. We waited an hour and a half for Chipotle. I got a burrito. The burrito came. It was five pounds of rice wrapped in a flour turkey it was like we literally

have nothing left in the store let's just give them what we have left in the tin there's like a single

piece of beef in it i like how ben thinks he could just take a laxative and cleanse his whole body out like

that's how it works no it's not it's science my's science. My lack of it is coffee. Just drink coffee.

Sometimes coffee doesn't work though. You need extra. Coffee works for me, dude.

When I had to shit out five pounds of rice the other day, it's like perfect. Steph finally played a

video game in a long time. That wasn't Friday the 13th.

Yeah.

I played a Plague Tail, Innocence. That's what it's called, right?

It was so fun. It was the most fun.

And like, but I got to the point where like I would get such anxiety from playing it that my heart would start racing.

I was just to keep dying and then I would have to like take a break and like walk away

because my anxiety level was already high because, you know, pandemic.

And then I was like, now I'm dreaming about rats every night.

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