And we're back for an all-new episode of Keep It. I'm Iron Madison III.

I'm Lewis Fertel. And guys, do you know what I just heard?

What? I talked to a dentist. I won't say which one. Many are reputable. I don't want to

decide it at the profession. Call them out, drop the daddy. I was like, I'm interested

in getting my teeth bleached. They're like, did you know that Crest White strips

basically the same thing? Anyway, I don't...now this is like an advertisement for

Crest, but I was shaken by that. Those shouldn't be the same thing. Bleaching

sounds so much more scientific. Like, you know, test tubes are involved, but not the

case. I have always been personally confused about teeth whitening versus teeth

bleaching because like, is there a process where you can just go into the dentist

and boom, your teeth are whiter or are people's teeth so white because they have

veneers, which I would like to get. Right. Veneers is a whole other universe.

But why do you refuse to do the veneers? Just because I think that you notice

people have veneers because they look insane. They're like chicken in the mouth.

I mean, Hillary Duth. Oh, yes. Her heyday. Right. Maybe even Haley too. I was gonna say,

I kind of wanted the look of a sleazy 70s 80s game show host. You know what I mean?

With the giant chompers and like the glistening,

mentonent grin. I really wanted that. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm gonna stick with my

Nizaline. I've had it for eight weeks. It's got a few more. So... I'm excited to get a

line there soon. I feel like it's just, you know, we're bombarded with so many

options. There's like smile direct club and Nizaline and Candid and Bite and

there's just too many options. I'd rather just continue to have this snaggle

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