I'll help you.

Hi, could I speak to somebody at the front desk, please?

I'm the only one up here.

Okay, how are you?

My name is Brendan.

I was visiting my friend John, and he texted me saying, you know, I'm just going

to my room, the door's going to be open, and I went into his room, and this other couple came in,

so I kind of hid in the bathroom. Can you hear me? I'm sorry, sir. I can barely hear you. Okay,

is, is this, is this better? Not really. You're calling about a room? Yeah, I'm calling about a problem. Can you hear me if I talk like this? I can't really talk too loud because of the problem.

Uh, yeah, what room is the problem with?

See, I'm not sure because I went into the wrong room and the people came in and I'm hiding in the bathroom and I don't know how to tell them that I went into their room on accident.

You need to walk out and tell them now.

Can you guys maybe, like, create a distraction or something?

I don't want them to get mad at me. I think they're having sex.

No, you have to walk out. You need to tell them that you're there.

They could be changing their clothes or something.

No, no, no. How did you get into a room that you're not checked into?

He said the door was open, so I just saw a door that was open, and I ran in.

I didn't know a lot of people leave their doors wide open.

Okay, well, you need to go out, or they're going to call the police on you,

because you can't be in there if it's the wrong room. need to go out. Ma'am, please stop yelling. They're going to hear me. I think they're having sex on the...

You need to go out.

...