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Babies R Us Abduction Adoption Prank Call

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4.6669 Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2013

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Jared prank calls a Babies R Us as Mitch looking for some furniture for his new baby that he is going to abduct...I mean adopt..

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0:00.0

Thanks for calling, babies, zero.

0:02.0

Yeah, I was wondering if you guys could help me place in order.

0:06.0

I've never done this before, and I don't really know what you guys offer.

0:09.0

I kind of hurt my leg the other day, so I'm not going to be able to move mobily for like a week.

0:14.0

I'm just wondering, I'm going to be getting a kid in about a month, and I haven't prepared at all. So I was kind of wondering what like the basic minimal stuff that I would need furniture-wise would be.

0:26.0

If that makes any sense.

0:29.1

Well, do you want like a breadside sleeper or a cradle or something just to get it started off for the first couple months?

0:36.9

Yeah, I mean...

0:37.8

I'm a full-sized crib.

0:39.0

Yeah, the baby's already three months because I'm adopting it.

0:44.0

Yeah.

0:45.4

So I'm just kind of wondering, like...

0:47.9

I mean, would you recommend, like, a full-size crib?

0:52.1

I mean, the crib he's in now can't really see through my binoculars, but it looks like

0:56.9

it's a mini crib.

0:59.0

So maybe when he comes, I can get like a full-size crib.

1:02.8

Is that good for like a three-month-er?

1:05.2

Yeah, for three-month-old, yeah, because I mean, like the first three to six months,

1:09.9

that's when they do the most growling.

1:11.6

In fact, it's the first six months.

1:13.2

They do a lot of growling.

1:14.9

Yeah.

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