Sasheer Would Not Murder For Nicole

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Christmas cheer is near! This week, Nicole gives her predictions for the 2022 (she is now called Nicole-stradamus), and Sasheer explains penny loafers and shoulder pads. They discuss food in the air, learning how to surf, and take a quiz to see if they are more like Guinevere Beck, Or Love Quinn from You and discover if they would murder for each other! They take a second quiz (what a day!) to see what Christmas movie character would be their BFF, discuss a terrible cinnabon experience, Nicole’s desire for pink champagne cake, cookies they love, their experience seeing A Nightmare Before Christmas, how much they love Billie Eilish, and overconfident trick-or-treaters. Plus, they manifest what they want for 2022! They wrap things up by hearing from a listener why fish is not meat, and from another listener who also wears a bathing suit to bed. Plus - update - Nicole did fart today. Here is the first quiz they took - https://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/are-you-more-like-guinevere-beck-or-love-quinn-from-you?origin=fil-yo Here is the second quiz they took - https://www.buzzfeed.com/hypetrendy100/who-is-your-christmas-movie-bestfriend-fse02ypuxl Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003

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0:00.0	Hi, Sashir.
0:12.4	Hello, Nicole.
0:13.6	Winter time is here.
0:17.3	Christmas cheer is near. Happiness.
0:24.6	It's the Christmas season.
0:27.6	And holiday season.
0:28.6	And Kwanza season.
0:30.6	And that's it.
0:31.6	Maybe Ramadan?
0:32.6	No.
0:33.6	In Ramadan.
0:34.6	It's the time for holiday cheer. It's's holiday time. And it's time for Nicole
0:41.0	predicts what's going to happen in 2022. Ooh, yes, what are the predictions? Okay, the predictions are
0:48.4	2022 is going to be a magical year for us all. Every good thing you've ever wanted will happen in 2022. Lots of traveling,
0:58.0	lots of love, lots of kisses, and lots of hugs. Well, I feel like I'm reading a Hallmark
1:06.0	card right now. And is that it? Is there more?
1:11.1	I think 2020 is going to be great.
1:13.7	Nice. That's kind of how you feel about every year.
1:16.3	Yeah. And I'll tell you something.
1:19.8	You've been right. I've been right. Good things happened.
1:22.6	Like, I said a lot on why won't you date me that 2020 was going to be the year.
1:29.5	And people who are listening to old episodes for 2019 are like, wow, I wish I could tell
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