Sasheer Would Date Simba and His Mane Wisps

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Sasheer and Nicole are up early this week to discuss ideal wake up times, home improvements, ant season, lady bugs and whether or not they'd ride a giant one, critter friends, Nicole's pizza update, watermelon is a great summer snack, how to describe a tortilla, 90's talk shows, and determining that crushes are great! Then they take the Date Or Dump These Disney Men to Reveal Your Type quiz and of course your questions are answered! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003

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0:00.0	Welcome to another episode of best friends.
0:17.0	Yes.
0:18.1	Hi, Nicole.
0:19.0	Hi, Sashir.
0:20.0	How are you? I'm good. It's, it's an early morning. Yeah, it's 1017, which is the time that, like, a lot of people in this world are awake and doing things. And have been awake for a while.
0:33.6	But, like, for me, this is tough. This is hard. I don't like it. Yeah. It takes me a minute to like wake up. It takes me a minute too. And but I haven't get up earlier or trying to to get used to. And how's that been going? Good. I actually did get up at nine, but I was just like slowly. 9 a.m.? Well, my alarm went off at nine and I hit snooze a bunch of times. So I was awake, but not up.
0:59.8	How does that work with someone else in your bed?
1:02.6	Oh, he's just dead asleep.
1:05.2	Oh, he doesn't wake up to the alarms?
1:07.9	He might go, mm-hmm, but he sleeps harder than I do, which is saying a lot.
1:14.7	I don't know if you sleep that hard.
1:17.8	Yeah, I've had full conversations with you and you've stayed asleep.
1:21.2	Yeah.
1:22.5	Yeah, you've lived a whole lives while I was asleep.
1:27.4	Just doing so many activities while I'm still in bed.
1:31.0	You're right. You're right. Italy, I had a great time by myself in the mornings.
1:35.6	You're like out on the patio, just like chatting to yourself or me.
1:43.5	Yeah.
1:45.0	Making coffee.
1:47.6	It happens so infrequently, though.
1:49.1	Yeah.
1:52.8	What is an ideal time for you to wake up?
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