Sasheer Was Scared To Leave Nicole Stranded In The Middle Of The Ocean

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Sometimes we want vacations, and sometimes, vacations don’t want us! Nicole and Sasheer share their trip to the Bahamas and it was everything BUT relaxing! This trip had everything! Margaritaville to the rescue, dance clubs in hotel lobbies, Jet Ski adventures, Airbnb catfishing, and so much more. You truly have to be sitting down for this one. And, what this trip had the most of all was the audacity! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected]

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0:00.0	The year! Nicole! It's the end of the month! Did you like January?
0:17.1	What a good month we had. Oh yum yum yum! I liked it so much!
0:24.9	Do you like my Bahamas trip? Oh yeah! Let me open my notes app because anytime I have told the story
0:34.4	to someone I've like missed things so I'm very happy to have my trusty notes app that we made.
0:40.9	I almost forgot that we went to the Bahamas. I think maybe your brain's going to like protection mode
0:47.5	to like protect yourself from all that we went through. I mean honestly maybe it was not good.
0:58.4	It was quite wild. It did feel like we were being tested every day. It did.
1:03.4	It did. Step of the way. It really did and when I got home I was not well rested. I didn't feel
1:10.4	good. I got home and I was like I'm even more tired. Okay. So we decided to go to the Bahamas I think in
1:25.3	November. I think so. Something like less fall. Yeah. Yeah and I had Lindsey, my wonderful assistant,
1:32.4	sent Airbnb rentals to us and we picked one. The pictures were so good. It's right on the water.
1:45.4	Yes! You could walk to the beach and be in the water. There was a pool. A little pool,
1:53.5	a private pool for us. Just for us friends. So we get on the flight. It's filled with screaming babies.
2:06.1	One baby was screaming so hard and the mom dragging her was like I took her goldfish away
2:12.7	and we were like give it back. Give her the goldfish back please. Why? If you know the answer.
2:19.2	Fix it. Yeah, fix it. I know you don't want your children to run your life but like give them
2:26.0	back for all of us. And then a child was kicking Mateo as we were getting off. Oh wait, before we got
2:32.4	off Delta, I love Delta. I'm a time in Diva. I want to be Ed Skybaby. Badly. I follow him on
2:40.0	Instagram. But he served us food in a gift box. Oh yeah, we had a little box instead of like a full meal.
2:49.1	And then they were also like well Mateo's head. It's like we were supposed to see it because it was
2:58.0	like a plastic bag of grapes. Loose grapes. Loose grapes not even on the vine. And he
3:05.9	said the choice was smoked salmon banana bread. That's not a meal. And a ham and cheese croissant.
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