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Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Sasheer Wants To Go Back To Wegmans

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

HI! This week, Nicole and Sasheer talk all things the States of America as well as its partners, could they have lived on their own at 14, why Jordan got put behind the deli counter at the grocery store, their Target strategies, how ANYONE loses their virginity in high school, Nicole snatchin’ babies, why we gotta look out for big tax, and more. We wrap things up by answering listener questions about a friend’s flirty boyfriend, and engaging with a former friend group after a dark season. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] 424-645-7003

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0:00.0

Hey guys, we have a live show coming up on Saturday July 16th at 8 p.m. at the

0:10.7

Largo in Sunny Los Angeles, California. These shows are really fun. We catch up. We

0:16.1

tell stories. We make each other laugh and we make you laugh. We even do buzzfeed quizzes

0:21.2

and we answer your questions right in the dang room. You'd come to the show with a

0:25.9

freaking question. We'll answer it. It's a dang good time. It's a dang good time. Grab the

0:31.3

tickets for a dang good time. Virgilize. You absolutely have to do that live again.

0:39.1

There's no way you got a good thing with that. Grab your tickets for July 16th at

0:47.1

Largo-la.com. See you then in Sunny Los Angeles, California.

1:01.5

Hi, Nicole. Hi, Sashir. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. I'm going to New York

1:24.6

soon. It's exciting. When are you going? In a couple days, I just decided. Ooh, I love it.

1:32.7

I love it. I love it. I don't think I'm going anywhere. I'm working all through July and

1:41.8

partly into August. Then I go back to Mexico. Then we got a figure where we're going to

1:48.5

go New Year's Eve, baby. Pete, do you? I don't know. Somewhere in Europe. Somewhere in Europe.

2:01.7

Somewhere anywhere out of the country. Yeah. We haven't been to Paris. We have not been

2:08.9

to Paris. Bonjour. Would you say Jordan? I was going to say if you guys work to stay in

2:15.2

the US, is there a place you've never been that you wanted to go? I think I've been to all

2:22.6

of the states. You really think you've been to all the states? Yeah. I think so. You've

2:29.5

been to Omaha? Nebraska? Yeah. Wait, Jordan, can you bring up the states of America? I sure

2:40.9

can. That's known as ever set up that way. Can you bring up the states of America? Whatever.

2:49.1

I pledge allegiance to the states of America. Yeah, I truly think I've been everywhere.

2:57.2

Hampshire, Texas, Kentucky, the Dakotas. Yeah, I've been in North, I've been to South,

3:03.4

Nevada, Minnesota, Minnesota. What's their big city? Minneapolis? Yeah, I've been there.

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