Sasheer Takes Her Annual Pole Class

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Hey friends! Sasheer watched the musical Rent and it still holds up. Nicole and Sasheer do a pole dance and they are both sore. Sasheer feels she only needs to take it once a year. Nicole couldn’t live her life as a nun because they get up too early. Sasheer couldn't be a nun either. Nicole wonders what is under those nun robes. Sasheer wore fishnet stockings during her graduation ceremony. Nicole went to school to make friends… not to learn. Sasheer always did her homework while Nicole just did enough to get by. They are both amazed that North West can eat an onion raw, like an apple. No quiz this week but Nicole and Sasheer answer your friendship questions about hooking up with friends, setting up a complaint night and more. This was recorded Nov. 06th, 2023. Sources: North West Eats Raw Onions Like Apples And The Internet Is In Shambles -https://www.delish.com/food-news/a45736185/north-west-onion/ No BuzzFeed quiz this week. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

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0:00.0	Okay, I'm recording. I'm recording. I never stopped. Oh, look at you!
0:17.0	It's gonna be one big file, can you believe it?
0:22.0	I'm giving a little doses to Jordan. Chapters.
0:27.0	Hi, Cecier. Hi, Nicole. How are you? I'm good. I watched Grant last night and I
0:36.6	texted you while I was watching and dramatic.
0:41.6	Very dramatic. dramatic, but also very good and of its time.
0:47.0	Very, very good.
0:48.0	Also, like, not of this time, I was like, this holds up extremely well like I mean obviously the stuff is
0:55.8	dated to the AIDS epidemic in the 80s but I don't know, it just didn't feel old for some reason.
1:08.4	No, because in 2023, we're how we gonna pay this year's rent.
1:17.0	Mm-hmm.
1:18.0	Yeah, and people are cold, they got like candles.
1:26.0	Sometimes the power goes out and you need a light a candle. You know?
1:28.0	Jesse L. Martin, it does some of his finest work in rent.
1:31.0	I love Jesse L. Martin Martin he did a great job oh I'll cover you
1:36.7	reprised is so good yeah very good oh Very good.
1:45.0	I have something the lyrics are so sweet.
1:49.0	It's like I'll cover you with like a thousand little kisses or something and I'm like oh a thousand sweet kisses yeah it's so
1:57.4	sweet yeah I would love for someone to cover me with a thousand sweet kisses.
2:02.7	Yeah, it was nice.
2:05.3	I, we went to Pole the other day and I was sore for so many days after. Oh same I feel like I just stop being sore today.
2:16.6	Same I was like oh my God my arms my back back, my legs, my crack, all of it. Oh Lord Jesus. You did good. Thank you. I will see you in one year for my yearly poll class where I do it and it hurts and I don't do it for a whole year.
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