Sasheer Says That Dinosaurs Are Chickens. She's Right!
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
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4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2021
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Sasheer found a hair in her food and wants her man to never order from that spot again. Nicole has dinosaurs on the brain after discovering we don't know exactly what they look like while Sasheer shares the fascinating link between birds and dinosaurs. Nicole shares her love of Steve Harvey and they both see if they can name all of the Kings and Queens of Comedy. Plus, they take a quiz figuring out the Marvel duo that best represents their friendship and give great advice to a listener navigating the tricky relationship boundaries between a sibling and an ex-friend.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello. |
| 0:12.3 | How are you today this day? |
| 0:17.8 | Today is a good day. |
| 0:19.6 | And how was your day today? My day today was a good day. I cannot complain. Oh, nice. Nice. Yeah. I was doing Dan Black's podcast and he was like, how are you? And I was like, good. Can't complain. He's like, yeah, but you can to me. And I was like, oh, I guess I could. Yes, you are a friend. But I was like, oh, let's not start it on a bad note, but we're just complaining. No, I don't like that. But then we did complain a little bit offline. It was a nice, it was a nice fun time. Sometimes you got to complain. My man got some Mexican food for us for breakfast, and I found a hair in it. |
| 0:57.3 | I don't know if it was my hair. |
| 0:59.5 | It was short. |
| 1:01.1 | It was very short. |
| 1:02.3 | Thankfully, it wasn't in my mouth because that's happened to me before. |
| 1:06.1 | And then I was like, well, we can never go to this Thai place again. |
| 1:08.8 | And then he went there without me when I was out of town. And I was like, excuse me, we boycott things together. You cannot patron something that poisoned me. How did you find out that he went there without you? Because it came up in conversation with a common friend. And he was like, remember when we got this Thai food? And I was like, excuse me. |
| 1:28.2 | Oh. |
| 1:28.8 | When? |
| 1:29.7 | And he's like, well, and it's also like, I mean, to be fair, it was right next door to where we used to live. |
| 1:34.8 | So it's just very convenient. |
| 1:37.0 | And if he was hungry and by himself, then sure. |
| 1:42.0 | But I felt betrayed. |
| 1:45.2 | I think bamboozled. |
| 1:47.8 | You should hold it against him for the entirety of the duration of your lives together. |
| 1:59.3 | Yeah. |
| 2:00.6 | Anyway, um, uh, what, Yeah Anyway |
| 2:01.1 | Um |
| 2:02.5 | Oh |
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