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Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Sasheer Says “Free Those Titties!”

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

H-E-L-L-O to you! This week, Nicole proves that she can make anything sound sexy. Sasheer suggests Nicole get a life alert after sharing the time she broke her ankle in her house. Nicole is thinking about selling her motorcycle. Sasheer sometimes doesn’t know when Nicole is back in town. Nicole vows to never keep Sasheer waiting to respond to her text. Nicole shares how she mistakenly flashed people for a good portion of a day. Sasheer encourages Nicole to free her titties and the nipples. Also, Nicole loves trash day! Sasheer and Nicole answer listener questions about making friends in a conservative town, navigating a best friend’s partner you don’t like and how to tell a friend that you’re not a fan of their free roaming bunnies. This was recorded July 20th, 2023. Sources: https://www.lifealert.com/ https://www.dairyqueen.com/en-us/menu/chicken-strip-basket/ Here is the quiz we took: https://www.buzzfeed.com/nicolebeck/toddler-food-quiz Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

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0:00.0

You can dirty talk anything. I was driving down the street and all the road was so smooth.

0:19.6

Anything. Give me another one. Pineapples.

0:24.4

I was in all foods and I went to the produce section and I saw pineapple. So I paid for it with cash.

0:35.6

Took it home and cut it up. It was juicy. Stationary.

0:44.1

I love paper. That's so smooth. And the envelopes you just lick them closed.

0:55.3

Yay. I think we should leave this in the episode.

1:04.4

Should we start? Yeah. H-E-L-L-L-O. Hello.

1:12.7

That was good. Nice slide. Thank you. She's learning. I love it. Hello. H-E-L-L-O to you as well.

1:24.8

Thank you so much. It will say with singing the thing that's been really, really hard is when

1:33.6

other music comes in, when it's not just the note you're singing. Do you know what I mean when

1:37.7

it's arranged? Yeah. Yeah. And you're hearing other notes because you're like, should I go to

1:43.9

that one? Yeah. It's tough. Singers. They're pretty talented. Who knew? It's my takeaway from all

1:54.2

that. Singers. Talented. Talented. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. What's new with you?

2:05.2

Nothing much. Truly nothing much. You know, no work is happening. Oh really? I'm working

2:17.5

a ton. But for real? No, I'm not working on anything. There is a strike. There's a strike.

2:25.1

S-T-R-I-K-E. Strike. Strike. Strike. Strike. Strike. Strike. Strike. Strike. Strike.

2:36.8

It's been hot here in L.O. It was like 93 degrees when I got my car. Oh boy. That's bad. It was

2:45.6

very bad. And people are like, okay, the small talk right now is boy, it's hot outside. And I

2:54.5

don't like that kind of small talk because duh, duh, it's fucking hot. What are we doing? It's

3:01.9

really gets me going. I saw man ride a motorcycle and like in park to right in front of the

3:08.8

store I was in. And he came and he was like, really hot out there and like wiping sweat all over

3:14.9

his body. And I was like, why did you choose to ride your motorcycle? Yeah. You're wearing a helmet

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