Sasheer’s Switch Just Went Off

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

You can’t see it, but we are waving at you! Nicole and Sasheer talk all things fire-tables, the same recipes at restaurants tasting different, the end of the fast-casual restaurant, bolognese for the table, “do you speak no mustard?”, how to use a toaster oven, Sasheer giving in and eating more salads and being sleepy, Nicole’s Blues Clues outfit, being a WOMAN (we love you June Diane Raphael), things they want to do this year , and hitting up Benihanas. They get listener advice on how a previous listener can get her book back, and answer a question about how to deal with a mean friend in high school. Also if you knew Nicole or Sasheer in high school and thought she was cool, email us! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] 424-645-7003

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0:00.0	Hi, Nicole.
0:11.7	Hello, this year.
0:13.4	Oh, thanks for waving at me.
0:18.5	I wouldn't have known if you're saying hi to me or not if you aren't waving.
0:22.4	I will have you know a lot of times when we are on the telephone or if I'm on the telephone with anybody, I am waving.
0:30.1	Don't know why. It is a thing I do.
0:33.9	Yeah, I think sometimes I do that too. It just feels like, you know, you're greeting someplace.
0:39.5	Yeah.
0:40.1	And then when you say bye-bye, you're like, okay, bye-bye.
0:44.8	Bye-bye.
0:46.2	Bye-bye.
0:47.8	Sometimes I, like, think about the flies that are on my wall in my home, and they're like, this woman is unwell. This mental illness
0:56.3	is funny. I'm like always constantly singing to Clyde, talking to Clyde, talking to myself,
1:02.4	trying to like weigh options of doing things. I'm like mumbling, I'm like, should I eat now or should
1:08.5	I eat later? And then what should I eat? What's food?
1:12.9	It's, you know, it's, it's been interesting living by myself. Yeah, but I do like it.
1:19.5	Oh, good. I'm glad you like it. Yay. Uh-oh. Did I freeze? What happened? Did I freeze?
1:26.9	You've frozen away where it looked like you were like, and now it's time for slumber.
1:32.4	Oh, no.
1:32.8	Because you were like this and your eyes were closed and you just froze.
1:39.4	Good night.
1:40.8	That wouldn't be too surprising. I fall asleep, like, so easily.
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