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Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Sasheer Just Can’t Win With Nicole

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Hello friends. Nicole is in the windy city and might be having mic issues. Sasheer, at the request of Nicole, tries to imagine what she would do if Nicole got swept away in a windstorm. Nicole accuses Sasheer of calling her too fat to find in a windstorm. Sasheer is reminded of a woman who has the talent of making any noise with her mouth. Nicole needs to sleep more to function now. Sasheer has new outdoor furniture. Nicole says it's not worth it to buy expensive outdoor furniture. Sasheer wonders why are flammable materials still being used to build houses?! Nicole has animals in her hole….in the side of her house. Sasheer thinks we definitely need more people going back to school to learn how to repair airplanes. Nicole thinks kids should follow their passions. Plus, they answer your questions about hanging out with partners' friends, how to find closure in a complicated relationship and how to support a friend in a 90-day fiancé situation. Sources: Geneviève Côté on Britains Got Talent 2024- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RDSaPzIpio K1-Visa Sponsor Financial Obligation -https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/us-visas/immigrate/the-immigrant-visa-process/step-1-submit-a-petition/affidavit-of-support.html#:~:text=The%20sponsor's%20financial%20responsibility%20usually,under%20the%20Social%20Security%20Act. No BuzzFeed quiz this week. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

Transcript

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0:13.0

Hello, Sashir. Hello, Cishear. Hello, Nicole.

0:15.0

I just have to tell our old faithful listeners and our young faithful

0:20.3

listeners and...

0:22.3

Middle-aged. Yeah, yeah, middle-aged friends.

0:25.0

My microphone's not working so that's why my audio might be a little weird.

0:29.9

I am in the windy city.

0:33.8

Oh!

0:36.8

I can hear it too.

0:39.9

Yeah, my mic's not working because I'm in a windstorm.

0:42.2

Oh no!

0:43.8

Ah!

0:46.6

Imagine, we're walking around.

0:51.3

Having a nice time time, time, time, time. A nice time time time time time time time time time time time and

0:56.2

a nice time and a gust of wind picks me up and takes me away I'd be be so upset. Would you try to find me? Yes? No. No. No. I just be like I'm like I'm just gonna

1:08.4

get going about my day. That was weird. No one would believe you. Well, someone would. No. They would be like,

1:18.9

you are trying to tell us that your friend got picked up in a windstorm and then he'd be like yeah and

1:25.4

she's fat and they'd be like no way. I feel like have you seen Wizard of Oz it was

1:31.8

like that but there's nobody fat in the Wizard of Oz so it's more plausible.

1:37.3

There's cows. Oh?

1:41.2

You call me a cow? No, I'm not calling you a cow. You just said...

1:45.0

This really flipped.

1:47.0

You would try to figure...

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