Sasheer is Sitsheer

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Isn’t today a nice day? This week we discuss Nicole’s chunky highlights, why parties are hard and the nightmare one induced in Sasheer, Justin Timberlake’s bad impression of Rihanna’s mother, Postmates' “bottom-friendly” menu, and honoring the troops with your ass. They take a quiz to see what kind of friendship they have, and answer listener questions about chairs (and debut our new chair segment!), being sick of hearing your friend complain about being in love with a married man, and what to do when your best friend gets married without telling you. Here is the quiz we took: https://www.buzzfeed.com/angelicaamartinez/friendship-test Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] 424-645-7003

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0:00.0	Sashir, Nicole.
0:13.5	Happy June 29th.
0:15.7	Happy June 29th to you too.
0:19.4	Oh my God.
0:20.4	Isn't today a nice day?
0:22.7	Yeah.
0:23.6	I like your Beyonce wig you have going on.
0:26.1	Thank you.
0:27.9	So I had this wig made about, I guess, 10 years ago at this point, and had very chunky highlights in it.
0:35.4	And chunky highlights, they went out of fashion.
0:38.7	Right, right, right.
0:39.3	So I stopped wearing it, but guess what's back?
0:42.6	Chunky highlights?
0:43.8	Yes, bitch.
0:44.9	Nice.
0:45.2	They're back, baby.
0:47.1	That's nice that you kept it long enough that for her to spend to come back.
0:51.6	I keep everything for so long that I feel like everything I own will come back in fashion at some point.
0:58.3	That is a good point.
0:59.5	I think so.
1:00.8	You know, maybe my stretchy, wasted high-rise mom jeans will be back in style soon.
1:07.5	I feel like those kind of never go out of style.
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