Hi, friends. This is Sashir. Do you ever say to yourself, I love hearing Nicole and Sashir

talk to each other each week, but I'm dying for more content? Well, you're in luck. I'm

coming out with a new stand-up special where I'll be talking uninterrupted for an hour.

This is the first special I produce and I'm so excited for you to see it. If you want to

contribute, it'll be available on the 800 pound gorilla website and that pay what you can model,

starting August 15th, and then it'll be free on YouTube starting August 29th. Thanks again for

supporting me, Nicole and our show, but mostly me. Thank you so much.

All right. Otherwise, if you two are ready, we can get started.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't convinced before now. I'm very good.

All right. Whenever you're ready. I met my mailman today and it was a woman named Nicole.

Oh, I don't know why I didn't say hello to Sashir like a normal way to start an episode,

but I had this information bursting out of me. I'm really glad you delivered it that way.

You know, because we don't need to have pleasantries. Get to the meat. What's going on?

You met your mailman and I want to know what's going on with this person.

Nicole is a woman named Nicole, but goes by Nick. It was funny because I was walking

this dog I have and Clyde, my dog. I don't know why I phrased it that way. It's a random dog.

But she stopped me and she said my address. At first, I was like, how does she know where I live?

And then I was like, oh, because she's the mail person and has seen me in my house and has

delivered things to me and has given me things. And she was like, I mean, I'm going to loop around

and give you your like envelopes and stuff. But I have some packages for you. Do you want them now?

And I was like, oh, sure. And then I was like, well, what's your name? And she was like, Nicole,

and I was like, no way. I'm Nicole. And she went, what? Well, I know because that's what it says on

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