Sasheer Is Getting A Tattoo Of A Chair

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

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Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

What's a better group friend hang - in 3s or 4s? And what about an adult camp or a picnic? Travel agents are still a thing. Should Nicole and Sasheer go on a mystery flight/destination? Is that my friend wearing this blond wig, where's my nose ring? More holiday talk and windows can't be NAKED. Decorating is fun but a long process. Nicole has the daybed but not the actual bed and Sasheer doesn't have the matching man pants so they're not matching. We are getting tattoos today and Sasheer says she loves Nicole and it's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to her. But then mayhem and laughter about what tattoos they're getting, as Nicole forgets which animal she loved the most. A listener checks in with us again but please note there's some offensive and graphic language quoted in her call around 38 minutes (immediately after the second commercial break) that you may find potentially harmful - so feel free to skip to 'You're White Brian' around 39:48. Everyone can learn from dirty sexxxy talk, and be respectful in the kink. And today's episode has the full range of emotions. Fin. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] 424-645-7003

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0:00.0	Hi, Sashir, hi, Nicole. How are you today? I'm good. You clocked it. I was in clothes earlier and I had to change right
0:24.7	out of them to get to a movement. It is truly incredible that when you are at home, you are at home.
0:35.8	And you do not. I did a show with your man
0:39.7	and I was like oh did you guys go out after
0:41.4	I like left and I was like
0:43.5	oh I wonder if they're out or something and I texted
0:45.7	him and he just sent a picture of you
0:48.4	in a your hooded blanket
0:51.1	cape
0:51.7	Yes my wearable blanket
0:53.3	Very yeah you are just like here to chill.
0:58.5	I'm here to chill.
0:59.7	Well, I wanted to like cross my legs and I was wearing a skirt because I just did press.
1:04.6	And I was like, I can't sit like this for 45 minutes.
1:08.8	Who are we kidding?
1:10.2	Let me put on a longer skirt.
1:12.9	We put on a full dress.
1:15.0	A gown.
1:15.9	A gown, if you will.
1:17.7	A lounge gowns.
1:19.5	Beautiful gowns.
1:21.1	You send me like to a clothing brand that makes nap wear.
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