Sasheer Gives Good Chair Advice

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

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Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Um… do you have any food for Sasheer and Nicole? This week we discuss Sasheer’s craving for tostada and eggs, favorite internet videos like The Bread and Salad Fingers, why is everything so frickin’ backordered, Sasheer forgetting how to make her car move forward and her other adventures with her new Tesla, Nicole’s gas miracle, Benihana dreams, and more. They take a quiz to see what Instagram design trend they should try, and answer listener questions on how to organize one’s chairs, creating a new community without hurting your friends (don’t listen to Drake - get new friends!), how to get a friend to open up about a relationship, and creating boundaries with an over-enthusiastic friend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] 424-645-7003

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0:00.0	Hi, Sashir.
0:12.3	Hi, Nicole.
0:13.9	How are you today?
0:16.2	I'm good.
0:18.1	Um, um, um, I don't have any food in my house i'm sorry are you okay i try to make a to
0:28.7	toastata today yeah but we didn't have any eggs but i already started the process i put a flour
0:34.0	tortilla in the air fryer sure so i frying that bad boy Yeah. And then I got some refried breans, refried beans.
0:41.4	Mm-hmm.
0:43.1	Warm that up.
0:44.2	And then when the fridge and I was like, wait a minute, we don't have any eggs.
0:48.5	So I kind of, I don't know what I made, but it was avocado, refried beans, some salmon, some smoked salmon, and a tortilla.
1:02.6	You know, sometimes we got to eat will we eat.
1:05.7	Yeah. Interesting. But, you know, I'm not hungry.
1:13.3	Or I'm not as hungry as I would.
1:14.1	I could always eat more.
1:15.3	I mean, that's good.
1:16.2	And you like salmon.
1:18.3	So, like, why not start the day with some salmon?
1:19.7	Yeah.
1:20.5	Yeah. Exactly.
1:21.8	Yeah.
1:22.1	I also have no food in my house.
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