Sarcasm is a Love Language

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

What happens when two sarcastic people make children together? You end up with a kid who is genetically built to be sarcastic. That’s what. Ask us how we know. This episode we are talking kid jokes, learning time and place, how sarcasm can still be empathetic, and then more kid jokes. We like kid jokes.

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0:00.0	There's a lot to keep new parents awake at night.
0:04.0	But it won't be the prices at ASDA's Baby and Toddler event, starting from the 21st of April,
0:09.0	including the MAM Anticolic Bottle set down from £38 to 2498,
0:13.4	and the newbie rapid cool bottle maker down from £40 to 2488.
0:17.5	Plus, for more exclusive offers, sign up to Asda rewards baby and toddler club that's asda price
0:23.1	select a source and light subject to availability as the reward requires app and registration one membership per person full tees and sees azda.com slash rewards slash terms goals
0:31.3	it's bed time bed time one more rate i'm almost done okay kidd oh that's enough time's One more, Ray! I'm almost done.
0:38.2	Okay, kiddo.
0:39.0	That's enough.
0:39.6	Time's up.
0:40.3	On to the app.
0:41.5	Your Wi-Fi is going off.
0:43.3	Going off.
0:45.2	Off.
0:47.9	Manage your kids' time online with EE Wi-Fi controls.
0:52.3	Helping them to switch off and drift off.
0:55.5	Search EEE broadband.
0:57.3	Eligibility criteria apply.
0:58.8	New E.
0:59.2	broadband customers.
1:00.2	When I say sarcasm, that's what I use.
1:04.8	I use humor as a coping mechanism, and I honestly don't mind.
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