4.6 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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0:00.0 | All right, we have a belated birthday message. |
0:03.7 | So we got a billboard from a wonderful, wonderful boyfriend, |
0:08.3 | whose name is Justin, and he emailed us |
0:11.7 | and said, hoping you could wish a happy birthday to my |
0:15.5 | wonderful girlfriend Betsy and of course we can happy birthday Betty. |
0:19.6 | Happy birthday! |
0:20.6 | He Justin says she has converted me to the Church of Stack, idle candle, and all, which we love, of course. |
0:29.0 | We fall asleep to unsolved mysteries each night and she devours resolved mysteries each day. |
0:37.2 | You brighten her days, which brightens my life. |
0:40.5 | Thanks and don't be a dick bitch. I love it. |
0:45.0 | Justin you're such a sweetie and Betsy, |
0:47.0 | happiest birthday to you. |
0:48.0 | We love you. |
0:49.0 | Yes, we love you so much. |
0:51.0 | You guys have heard us talk about Betsy before actually because she sent us a care package that we talked about on a short stack |
0:57.9 | full of Rhode Island goodies including the eye heart wound socket pins |
1:02.4 | So yeah very it's very funny but see I love you. Yeah we love you and if you guys out there would like to send a |
1:10.6 | billboard message you can go to resolved mysteries podcast |
1:13.4 | and click on advertising and support and there's a few ways you can support us |
1:17.6 | there outside of Patreon so go there and check it out and happy birthday Betsy we love you so we love you |
1:26.5 | This podcast contains adult language and stories of true crime if you don't like laughing crying or being horrified at the actions of other humans, this |
1:35.2 | podcast is not for you. So, What up fruitcakes? |
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