Sarah Silverman

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Lemonada Media

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2011

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Oh man. This is a weird one. Pete asks Sarah Silverman if she "tells herself she's a good person" and, I mean, that's in like the first minute. What more weirdness do you want?! How about Sarah talking about losing her virginity. I mean, this is all in under the four minute mark. Or new euphemisms for masturbation. Pete also overshares his virginity story and calls the Old Testament "your half of the Bible." God, this is a weird one. This is also the first ep where Pete shares a track from the lost "UCB Tapes," never-before-heard standup recordings from NYC. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com What's up weirdos I am excited to get into this get into this
0:25.6	show I'm so happy that Sarah Silverman sat down and we could make it happen before
0:29.9	we do that a couple things one live comedy show coming up in Boston I don't get to Boston
0:36.0	very often and this is with my good friends Eugene Murman and Kurt Braunauer and I wouldn't
0:40.8	be surprised if some other really really funny possibly big names in Boston drop by because
0:46.6	it's the holidays and that's what people do so check that out December 22nd at the Paradise.
0:51.6	Also I literally before I recorded this someone tweeted at me that this show the show that you're
0:55.9	about to listen to was nominated on laughspin.com for the Reader's Choice Comedy Awards which is
1:02.0	really cool so if you want to vote for the show that's where to do it also I'm really really
1:08.0	thrilled with how many people are listening and how many people are enjoying and letting me know
1:11.4	that they enjoy the show on Twitter and Facebook and as a thank you I've decided that I'm going
1:16.9	to start putting some of these things out before I recorded my CD I recorded another CD
1:24.6	at the UCB in New York so this was a couple of years or a year and a half before I recorded my
1:30.4	actual CD so there's a lot of these weird kind of B-sides and stuff some stuff that I didn't use
1:36.4	on the album some stuff that I can't do anymore like the like the track I'm about to play because
1:42.0	it relates to a relationship I'm no longer in so it's awkward to perform live anyway so I'm
1:48.9	going to I'm just going to let these out as a little bonus as a little bonus to people who are
1:52.8	listening to the show thank you so much guys stay in touch on Twitter Pete Homes with the Z
1:57.3	Pete Homes.com and our guest is at Sarah K Silverman on Twitter thanks guys and I hope you enjoy
2:04.8	feelings I couldn't get through and man I think women just move differently than men and it's not
2:10.7	right or wrong I'm a man I'm wrong I'm a I'm a cold gray computer person you understand I don't
2:15.6	have to be in a rush to be in a rush I've literally been on the sidewalk get out of my way I got
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