Sarah Silverman Covers Trump's Off The Rails Testimony | Joel Madden

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Sarah Silverman reports on Donald Trump finally taking the stand in court, a woman looking to crash her car into a Jewish school mistakenly crashing into a building owned by Black Israelites, and Michael Kosta weighs in on Mike Johnson endorsing anti-porn technology.Plus, if you've never heard of new House Speaker Mike Johnson, you're not alone. Save yourself a Google search by watching The Daily Showography of Mike Johnson. And artist-entrepreneur Joel Madden discusses what it’s like having to critique tattoos on the reality competition series “Ink Master,” reflects on the meaning behind Good Charlotte's song "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous," and why it was important for him as a musician to create VEEPS, a streaming platform for live concerts and comedy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:03.0	From New York City, the only city in America.
0:10.0	It's the show that is ended news.
0:12.0	This is the Daily Show with your host, Sarah Silverman. Oh, Welcome to the Daily Show. I am Sarah Silverman back by popular demand.
0:43.0	Popular is my nana's name.
0:48.0	I'm kidding, she's dead, but it was her stripper name.
0:54.0	We've got a great show for you tonight,
0:55.6	so let's get right into headlines.
0:57.4	Let's kick things off with the reason most of the people in this audience
1:04.9	could not sleep well last night. A new poll shows Joe Biden getting trounced
1:09.2	by Donald Trump in almost every single swing state.
1:13.0	Don't panic, it's still too early to say Biden will definitely lose.
1:16.5	He could absolutely die in his sleep instead.
1:20.0	I'm just saying, this is really scary for liberals and I mean actually scary not like they took
1:25.5	Hamilton off Disney plus scary you know what I'm gonna be honest I like a scary poll number puts a little fire under your tuckus. This is a wake-up call to Joe Biden. I mean no really.
1:39.0	Joe wake up.
1:41.0	And what makes these poll numbers particularly shocking is that the man Biden is losing to is currently on trial in every jurisdiction in America.
1:52.0	In fact, today in New York former President
1:55.8	Donald Trump actually took the stand to defend against accusations
1:59.3	his company committed fraud and things went just about as well as you would expect.
2:04.0	Within minutes of Trump taking the stand, a battle with the judge quickly unfolded.
2:09.0	Judge Arthur and Gorin accused Trump of making long-winded speeches, not answering questions and
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