Oh my God, that's a great idea. You're waking up with Sarah and Vinny. Wake up. Alice 973. All morning. All right. Let's start with the Oscars. Oh, no. Yes. Yeah. Yes. The Oscars. Sorry, I flicked my 8 o'clock hour and I saw the Savannah Guthrie stuff. So we'll do that then. We stayed really busy this weekend. And by the time I got to Sunday afternoon, I had stuff to do. I had laundry to do and all this stuff. I didn't watch one minute of the Oscars. Well, you didn't miss much. They were really boring. They were really boring. Yeah, super boring.

So your review of Conan is boring. He was fine. He was fine. He landed some jokes, didn't land others.

It's a hard job. I think that job. He's great. He good opening segment. Making people laugh today, though, is harder than it's ever been.

If you try to take everybody's feelings into consideration, you will find yourself with very few targets.

Yeah.

Mostly, you just have to make fun of yourself.

That's the only one you can.

Because then you won't sue you.

Everyone is outraged on everybody else's behalf.

Right.

He, you know, the, You know the movie weapons where the children are weapons?

There's a lady and her name is, is it Amy Madigan?

Yeah.

She was.

She actually won for that.

And should have.

And she was like a crazy lady with a weird wig and Conan dressed as her.

Oh, that's great.

And did this whole montage where he's running through all there cutting him into scenes with all the best picture nominees.

Oh, okay.

So it was really cute and really well.

He's being chased by children the whole time.

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