Stephanie is really funny. Stephanie is. She is so hilarious. I brought her up

to be like, look I finished putting my office together and she was like, oh you

know what it looks like? And it's like, what? It looks like an attorney's office

that you would visit in Omaha if you were re-rended. And it's like, oh my. Now I

really need to see it. It's because I have gavils and stuff.

We are not alone. Nobody is hopeless. Everybody goes to sh.

We have a friend in T. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll just have you know Sarah. I

wore this jacket for you today. And do you know why? Oh you wore it at I love that

jacket. That's why. No, you can't jump in a year later and say you love this jacket.

This is the jacket you said looked like a sock puppet. You said I look like a sock

puppet. It does. It's like one of those monkey puppets. Okay. But you like, yeah, there

you go. But you, I got this jacket and I loved it so much and you, you stripped me of

that love for this that night that you told me I looked like a sock puppet. Okay. I

got to give myself a little credit. It's really, really expert because that's exactly

what you look like. It's so frustrating because I put it on with a different kick in my

step. Oh God. That's great. We haven't even started this show. Sorry. I'm very sorry.

That's all right. Here we go. This is Don't Ask Tig. I'm Tig Notaro. And it's looking

like 2021 is going to be the year you just keep on asking. Today Sarah Paulson is here

with us. You know her from Arachid American Crime Story, American Horror Story, Oceans

Eight, Carol, 12 years of slave, basically from every piece of film and TV. Welcome, Sarah

Paulson. Thank you for having me. You know what I want to say is I didn't know your name

was No Taro. I think people say it as one, you're like Madonna or your share, you know,

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