Where were you when you slipped on a fart, pooped yourself?

Like, just even when I did in the shower.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, whenever you just do it, it's like it's on your brain. Like, this can happen at any moment. You know, and I just seem to be prepared for that. I feel like you should do like an infomercial or a PSA on TV. Like, has this ever happened to you? Right. I'll just sell the whole kid.

You get like flip-flops,

you get some shorts.

But the shower incident was after you had a medical procedure, right? It was, but the fact that I still cannot control my bowel. But I mean, I've had the flu so bad or whatever was sick that it happened to me in the shower once, but it didn't scar me. I just knew how sick I was. Oh, dude, I mean, I mean, that's one time.

I mean, I pooped in the bed before in Hawaii.

How did you poop on the bed?

On the first night.

Slipped on a fart.

Oh.

It was the first night. It was the first night. First night in this place. Romance was in the air. Well, the thing is, is that you can't, look, you can't, you could get away with, and I did this, you could get away with using the towel to clean up and then throwing that towel away successfully somewhere within the compound, right? Correct. When you do the sheets, man, there's no way to hire it. You need to call the front desk. You have to be the one that's going to be responsible. Of course, she left. She's like, I'm not being in here for this. No. So I'm waiting and I'm waiting and I'm waiting and you know,

it's Hawaii. So do they change your sheets or do they allow you to change your own sheets? Well, she took care of everything. But I mean, like there was no, I'd already, I'd already use the bag that was in the trash can to take that, to take the towel out, to tie that up to go out to like, you know, a more, I don't know,

general area, a trash can.

But, uh, to take the towel out to tie that up to go out to like you know a more uh i don't know general area

trash can uh but uh yeah that was embarrassing and it was night number one and also i have to say do you

have any extra towels and she's probably wondering well where's the towels she knows if she is changing the

SEC also also also it's hotter than god uh the hotel room that I was in, it was on the ground floor. There was not a slider on this particular room. There was no balcony to walk outside. You could not open the window. So you couldn't air it out. It was just an air conditioner in the wall. And I mean, it was a window. It was a window there. Look out over the courtyard.

But, I mean, I couldn't, I couldn't air the damn place out.

I got the exhaust fan on, you know. It's just like, Jesus Christ. I mean, that's one. You got to crank up the air and open the door. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like, just leave the door open. But I wouldn't be as embarrassed because things happen at hotels.

Yeah, but it's poop, man.

You're right.

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